either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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