So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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