I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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