I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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