the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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