If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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