If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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