HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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