This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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