how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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