Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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