Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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