I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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