remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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