its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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