sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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