just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
be right there i have to get my cape
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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