Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
This gyro tastes like lonliness
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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