Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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