He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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