Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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