We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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