therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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