New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo