I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Come on in and take your pants off
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