But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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