Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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