Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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