I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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