I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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