everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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