Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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