Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Your cock deserves a montage
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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