The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
