I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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