Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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