Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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