I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
