its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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