I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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