I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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