Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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