sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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