she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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