Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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