I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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