Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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