party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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