in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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