Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do vagina's smell?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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