Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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