One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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