I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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