'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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