Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?