i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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